世上最强的中国式英语，笑疯我了～

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1．we two who and who？ X0Vqara
　　咱俩谁跟谁啊？ .n]\|S
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2．how are you ? how old are you? Q1&2E9?f
　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？ YG@],__4
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3．you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you. Mg+//[W/Z{
　　不鸟我，我也不鸟你。 e36}+
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4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ Together up ！ h<JY\/30
　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ~qYP~@VJ2
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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! w' f@7;"k
　　有事起奏，无事退朝。 -mOR 3cfr
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06．you me you me. IDW <3rG
　　彼此彼此。 BA W}+@

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07．You Give Me Stop!! xPWmtyx!
　　你给我站住！ &LY')] Z;
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08．know is know noknow is noknow... ~*<e~%l
　　知之为知之，不知为不知... ,Su3O~nK/
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09．WATCH SISTER! a;E0dg
　　表妹! - R Vj}
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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! v[ca`,)
　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ -l-Y=qups
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11．American Chinese not enough. ES6b#9ZR Q
　　美中不足。 tp@m{XaZ'
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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die. ` zEl*
　　车祸现场描述。 ?LW5n `
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13．heart flower angry open. (*o 3\9
　　心花怒放。 b0=f1)El
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14．go past no mistake past. c=p
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　　走过路过，不要错过。 @Q-\j"m
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15．小明：I am sorry!   Lg#A5
　　老外：I am sorry too! 4o)ocEt
　　小明：I am sorry three! kuJ=%mO.
　　老外：What are you sorry for? (Kw6}?uZM
　　小明：I am sorry five! *9r
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16．If you want money,I have no, if you want life,I have one! MCXAV@ 73&
　　要钱没有，要命一条。 |gJkR-|lFa
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17．I call Li old big. Toyear 25. 3 ^d&wo
　　我叫李老大，今年25。 mwJ9jzX3o
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18．you have two down son。  .6F|~oo}
　　你有两下子。 8B KY(
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19．as far as you go to die!!! b xR's@[
　　有多远，死多远！！！ "{])'rF 8q
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20．I give you face you don`t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face. ]yR1,
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　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸。 9q9 u =2d
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21. no three no four! rozzG# J_
　　不三不四！ !j&b@M2
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22. seven up eight down! ?I5:} 
　　七上八下！

wangmin33

以前看过几个........LZ的比较全啊...............

量販嘚小馬甲

了解，明白，谢谢~

lczsamuel

这也太扯了吧

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you have two down son。  .6F|~oo}